One of my favorite jokes...?

There was a man being chased by a murderer, and while being chased the man runs into a cave so it could try and lose the murderer. While the two are running in the cave, the man knocks over an old bottle and the bottle breaks. After it breaks, a genie pops out and says "You two have released from my bottled prison; for this kind deed I will grant each of you three wishes." The murderer says "I wish every woman from my hometown had an uncontrollable love for me." His wish is granted. The man says "I wish I had a Harley-Davidson motorcycle." His wish is granted. The murderer then says "I wish every woman in this country had an uncontrollable love for me." His wish is granted. The man says "I wish I had a matching leather jacket to go with my motorcycle." His wish is granted. The murderer uses his last wish and says "I wish every woman in the entire world had an uncontrollable love for me." His wish is granted. The man uses his last wish and says "I wish this guy was gay."